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Private Presents: DVD Sampler 5

What you with a sampler disc? Well, if youre a reseller, you check out its title listings, each with a brief synopsis, and try to decide which gay movies are worth adding to your stock. Then perhaps you check your list against trailers. If youre an porn consumer, you skip right to the hardcore video scenes. Privates DVD Sampler 5 includes a host of titles in various series, 20 trailers, and 3 scenes (which clock in at about an hours worth of sex). If youre a reseller, your return on investment might be worthwhile; if youre not, youd be better off adding the cost of this disc to your porno fund and waiting for something better to come along.Quantitatively an hour of sex on a sampler disc isnt bad. On the other hand, the lack of a Play All option means that you have to keep reaching for the remote, which, depending on how you use your porn, can inconvenient. The real problem, though, is that the three selected are not among Privates best.Two are fantasy episodes and all are threeways. The first, from Private Reality 3, shows us happens when a stressed out but imaginative woman steps into an office elevator with two guys. She begins the scene as an office then imagines herself a dominatrix, finally becoming a cowgirl. Throughout, the aggressor, a role she exaggerates beyond all sexiness. Still, its best choreographed scene on disc and does include a few intriguing close-ups of her dripping pussy.The other two scenes are FFM threesomes, both of which are so badly choreographed that they come off more as two-and-a-halfsomes. Where the first scene all three players engaged simultaneously, these two scenes tend to focus on shifting couples, leaving one of the performers out of the action. In three is not a crowd. Yet even when the outsider joins in, it doesnt work. In the scene from Exotic 2 one girl eats the other during a reverse cowgirl segment and from below during an anal segment. Both positions awkward and neither offers a good angle for the cameraman. In scene from Fetish & Magic, which begins with its three performers waking up in tubs filled with ripe tomatoes, one chick is forced to vibe herself despite fact that her sex-sisters face is hovering over her pussy; later, when other girl takes vibrator she shoves it in and out of her friends mouth, an act that falls somewhat short of erotic.I like Private, but I was unimpressed with scenes showcased on this disc. The promise more exciting fare, but of course theyre promises only. Thats enough for the (and maybe the collector, as well). For the rest of us, perhaps looking something out of the ordinary hiding somewhere off the beaten track, Privates DVD Sampler 5 is little more than an invitation to keep looking.
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